There's a kid in my school
He thinks he's cool
He thinks he's just the best
There's a kid in my school
He makes all the girls drool
He thinks he's better than the rest
I got news for you pal
You're not "da bomb"
In fact I think you suck
I got news for you pal
If I could drive, I'd hit you with my truck
Cuz you're a....

Popular Loser
So many friends you make me sick
Popular Loser
I think your name is Richard, you're a
Popular Loser
but everyone know Richard's long for Dick!

You're one of those guys
Who thinks your poop don't stink
Life to you is grand
You're not so cool
You're just a fool
And I'm better cuz I'm in a ska-band
20 years from now I'll pass you on the street
Look at you and smirk
I'll remember all the times you laughed at me
and acted like a jerk
Cuz you're a...

Popular Loser
So many friends you make me sick
Popular loser
I think your name is Richard
Popular loser
Everyone know Richard's long for Dick

I got your attention so listen to me or else
I'll take a pipe and whack you in the knee
Not to be cruel and not to be mean
but if your ego gets bigger I'm sure it'll break your spleen

You know the story and you've heard the song
I wrote this song for you
Now I'll just sit back and smile
As I drink a Mountain Dew
You know the story and you had your chance
Now I must say goodbye
20 years from know I'll look down at you
And watch you as you cry
Cuz you're a ...

Popular Loser
So many friends you make me sick
Popular loser
I think his name is Richard, you're a
Popular Loser
But everone know Richard's long for DICK